Worst pick-up line contest

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Do you have a penis?

Because you just trapped my heart within your beauty ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

 

[sterven]

I don't even know what to say.

 

[Greenfrost]

Excuse me, but would you potential vict... sexual partners like to see a movie with me? Oh, great! But first, I just gotta run down to the hardware store real quick, and buy some duct tape, bleach, chloroform, and a shovel for an unrelated project I have to do afterwards...

 

[zdarkbrz_816]

I want to see your panties.

 

[Doujinftw]

ill give you the chance to replace my dakimakura(felix)

 

[421cookies]

Can you help onii-san for a bit? I'm gonna give you candy for a change.

 

[Snowprincess]

I wanna dive deep into the ocean
Of your eyes in a slow motion

 

[Teddy]

You seem like a nice person and we have some common interests. Would you like to have a coffee with me sometime?

 

[Mr-BoyMan_Dude]

Hi, I use Mangadex

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Don't worry I'm dumpable.

 

[Nick_Asano]

Are you a phantom thief? Because you've stolen my heart

 

[EOTFOFYL]

"Hi, I'm a PHP developer."

(or whatever language people are bashing atm)

 

[Xzayer]

Do you live in a cornfield? Because I’m stalking you.

 

[Tamerlane]

Hey, babe, are you an American High School? 'Cuz I wanna shoot kids inside of you

Please end me now.

 

[Xzayer]

I want our love to be like PI irrational and never ending.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

You're my wish come true
A beauty infinite, love potion complex
I will never stop approaching you
It does not matter if I have become your x

 

[hazzack]

me being alone for like since forever makes me thought all of those are proper pickup lines

 

[Devilsrevolver]

Do you come here often, and if not let's go the restroom and pump up those numbers.

 

[Xzayer]

So....want to come by my place and watch some tv? I can turn the knobs while you watch the antenna rise.

 

[ripghoti]

Yes, you're the fat friend and I have significantly lowered my standards, so drink up. Neither of us want to remember this night.