Worst pick-up line contest

[MawMaw]

ayo girl, is your dad in prison? because if I was your dad I would be in prison.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

My goodness I came back 10 months later and my pick up lines are egregiously bad. Why did those words leave my mouth man I need eye bleach

 

[BroederTrapist]

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But Trump won the elections in 2020, right?

 

[BroederTrapist]

How about an indirect kiss by sharing my corona?

Spoiler

 

[Teddy]

Hey I'd like to have 1.5 portions of food but only pay for 1 and you're skinny

 

[lazypotatoes]

i do hand holding

 

[YumGumYum]

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