You are under arrest.

[Mr_Detective]

You are suddenly placed under arrest today. What could possibly be the reason?

Try coming up with one everyday.

Let me start: I listen to Soviet anthem everyday at work, so I'm already on a certain list.

 

[justforthelulz]

My pun-per-post ratio has escalated beyond an acceptable threshold, so I was punished with a moderate-length sentence.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@Mr_Detective
https://youtu.be/m8m2BYv02Nw

Japanese poet
planning to start a revolt.
Is this a hai-coup?

 

[MawMaw]

@Mr_Detective
you forgot one important squad that usually arrest me every friday's night

 

[Rift]

We live governed by smart people who rule the world from the shadow. They dictate what is going to happened around the globe, take care of yourself we're all going to die soon.
I forgot to add the punchlin-

 

[hazzack]

instead of arrested, i'm taken hostage by group of angry people.
apparently they're angry because i tried to correct their job description.

also, International Detective Agency can't arrest people. it's not their job.
that's why detectives work with police when they're tracking criminals

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Is this a hai-coup?

My reason for arrest would definitely be torrenting.

 

[MeganeYeyi]

Try coming up with one everyday.

So choosing a crime everyday?

But I guess for me it could be... assault. Sometimes I want to hit my neighbors for being such assholes.

 

[sterven]

 

[blackyawgdom]

Id be arrested because they discover the real reason theres a place called Death Valley, California

 

[ColorfulSoy]

I got arrested, because my neighbour exist.

 

[pandascepter]

for pretending that carrot was ○○○.

 

[Greenfrost]

I'm the reason why things disappear in the Bermuda Triangle.

 

[LunaKara]

Probably arrested for trafficking manga (on the most "drug dealer" style)
Poor souls that lost their way into the endless abyss of vice thanks to me (my uncle just texted me asking for me to send the title of some stuff to read (〜￣▽￣)〜)

 

[MeganeYeyi]

I'm proud of you @LunaKara

 

[DeusNine]

Arrested by the ICE for being traced after successfully smuggling wooden planks reinforced with an inner steel layer containing Methamphetamine, Ketamine, and Bath Salts seperately through the mexican border.

 

[immortalartisan]

Arrested by the LPF for defection

 

[Teasday]

You're not going to get me this easily

 

[blackyawgdom]

We already know what @teasday is guilty of. Stealing their namesake, the 8th day of the week.

 

[sterven]

ICE: 1 vote