Your evil plan

[EV-8371_kk]

Turn all the boys into cross dressers. Truly evil. The epitome of evil. The zenith of evil.

Look I'm bored so entertain me.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

 

[MawMaw]

 

[wowfucktron]

I’ll violate the law by doing this:

 

[aloysiusks]

why do you know my evil plan huh?

 

[tanate]

Learn medicine and find how to cure cancer so the world get overpopulated. Sit back and watch as the world become hunger games.

 

[Hornyturtle]

You don't need to cure cancer for that. Just become the main sorce of food via "aid". after a dew decades , stop giving them food.

 

[Poitato]

Too easy for them to simply war you, and plan fails because they have too many bodies and you dont have enough bullets.

Anyways, current plan is to make a Russian roulette tournament with a gun filled with blanks and one live bullet.

 

[Ari2142]

Turn every male to shota

 

[Stupid_Goo]

Gonna move everyone's furniture at just the right distance and angle in their houses that whenever they walk, they're gonna stub a toe.

Fight me.

 

[Ari2142]

@Kitsune_Hellscythe
You monster

 

[aloysiusks]

move everything from the surface to underground and vice versa.

 

[Stupid_Goo]

My other master plan is to genetically modify every single human being into a kemonomimi, tail optional - since so much hate for furries and/or animal ears, now everyone can end up being one.

_{The only proper way to end any and all bias for something, systemic or otherwise tbh: just make everyone become that thing.}

 

[Teddy]

From memory the staff have a green button, so just convince someone to press it

 

[Richman]

@Kitsune_Hellscythe
Will you make yourself a jelly kemonomimi? If so, will it be grape-flavored?

 

[Greenfrost]

Build a giant robot and share it with nobody.

 

[Stupid_Goo]

@Richman ; Who says I'm not already some sort of jelly goo?

But yeah, will definitely become sentient gelatin cube because being of meat & flesh is annoying.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

I'll remove all the DO NOT REMOVE mattress tags!

 

[Crazy_Steve]

Make every candy lemon flavored

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Make every candy lemon flavored

That's just fuckin horrible.