corrupt-a-wish

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but you'll never wake up again. Aye, but there's the rub.

I wish people weren't so ugly both internally and externally in the metaphorical sense-that is, I wish people were nice to one another and weren't secretly massive fucking dicks.

 

[alipz]

Your wish is my command.
"ugly people" are now promoted to cockroaches
dogs and cats become people
You're welcome.


I wish people with corona virus would have crowns on their heads so that we can easily detect them and give them proper medication。

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but the medication is a 9mm to the back of the head

I wish for a dog that is objectively the goodest boy.

 

[dabson]

Granted but he dies in front of you after spending two days with you.

I wish I could finally be free of the eternal suffering that is the internet: the constant discontentment caused by the aggregation of the red pilled mentally ill and the self proclaimed morally virtuous. If only this unending nightmare would just grant me sweet release. Its heroin like release of dopamine gives me temporary pleasure, but in the end i just am unhappy or truely apathetic.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

Granted , do you hear that Angel of Death sama ? bring him/her repose ...

i wish i am rich enough to support mangadex

 

[Greenfrost]

Granted, you become rich after discovering a sunken ship filled with Spanish gold coins. Unfortunately, you find that the treasure has cursed you with lifelong misfortune, and you soon lose all of your money.

I wish for @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN to take the time machine they stole from me, and travel to the cretaceous period; where it subsequently breaks down and becomes unfixable. I also use one of my remaining wishes to wish that the uncorruptor has a side affect, that makes them age 20 years for each wish.

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, except what proceeds is a comical reenactment of that one Treehouse of Horror episode where Homer keeps going back in time and it changes reality ever so slightly due to the butterfly effect.

I wish the two teams scanlatting Suicide Boy would stop fighting and get along.

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted, they have both stopped arguing but have stopped scanlating all together

I wish i did not have to eat

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, you are dead

I wish Suicide Boy was being scanlated again

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. But you are the main character. Also every food you eat tastes like nintendo switch cartridges


I wish i was immortal forever

 

[zetsubouzanto]

Granted , now you're a tardigrade . What ? intellegence ? you don't need that when you're immortal ... let us mortal have that .

I wish that flat is actually preferable-bust than big boobs .

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. Flat is already preferred for men, so no corruption needs to be done

I wish i was not a tardigrade

 

[hazzack]

granted, you are now an actual bear

i wish i can finish my assignment on time

 

[_Dam]

granted, but your proposal is being denied.

i wish you all have a great time and nothing happen to you all XD

#StaySafe

 

[Garakuta]

Granted, but you die a gruesome death.

I wish I could memorize every Kanji instantly.
Please guys, I really need it!

 

[Haikaka]

Granted, this applies only to the correspondence kanji<->Unicode.

I wish I could come back in time and tell my adolescent self, that being confrontational isn't the way to assert one's personality. And stop doing embarrassing stuff.

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. But your past self does not believe you and tries to kill you for breaking and entering

I wish i was a cooler Bear

 

[Greenfrost]

Granted, your temperature drops to 2 degrees Fahrenheit. You die.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

 

[Granitefish]

Granted, Your Power Level is 9001, The Average human's Power Level is now 1 Trillion.

I wish I was a Fish that could fly above the sky.

 

[hazzack]

granted, you are now a sardine whose friend with a swallow

i wish the morning never came