need some help

[Richman]

@justforthelulz
K, next time we see a regular post, we'll be the ones to derail it!

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Total anarchy,
OP's identity no
longer matters now.

 

[BlackGeneral]

@justforthelulz
Do you really believe that I could involuntary says something that offensive?
You know sometimes I like to role-play as one of my character to see other people reaction.
It helps me in my writing process.

So it's the story of a gloomy loner guy who meet a gloomy loner girl.
They have a lot in common so they natural start to get along.
They spend most of their days playing together.
Him who had accepted to stay a friendless virgin all his life finally find a soul mate.
He starts to imagine what kind of boyfriend X girlfriend stuff they could do together.
He is the happiest he has never been.
Of course he don't confess, they are getting along so well, in his mind their is no way they don't end up together, so there is no need to rush.

Anyway, as the time passes gloomy loner girl starts to open herself and reveals him her secret
"I am bald trans."
Gloomy loner guy is chocked but try to play it cool and do an awkward joke about the size of her breasts.
One part of him is happy that she trusts him enough to reveal him something so personal and another part is like “Wait what?”

His opinion on all this transgender stuff is far from positive.
Gloomy loner guy spent a lot of time on 4chan, you see.
He starts to question his sexuality...
In his confusion he decides to ask to the wise men of the internet for help.

“Can we all agree that liking a trans guy isn't gay.
Like, trans guys are basically "tomboy gone wrong", right?
I said no homo in the doubt but I'm 99% sure to be right. “

 

[sterven]

Jesus this needs to go on the wow thread.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Anyways.....
Cowboys are the manliest men on earth, so the cowboy position is definitively no homo.

 

[sterven]

@BlackGeneral
My guy have you seen brokeback mountain? If you haven't good keep it that way for your own sake.

 

[Tamerlane]

No, this should go into the Philosophy thread at this point.


It's only there where such shitposting and tomfuckery can thrive @sterven

 

[BlackGeneral]

Ok, you have 1 gay movie about cowboys.
But there is 1000 of ultra manly cowboys movies like this one.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

@blackgeneral

You have this "thing_{Confused biofemale}" who have a vagina, kinda boyish but still have a cute side, who think it's a guy.
Not gay, right?

Reminds me of the headline news stories about pregnant "man" giving birth!

Confused boyish biofemales are ok. Not gay!

 

[justforthelulz]

@BlackGeneral

In his confusion he decides to ask to the wise men of the internet for help.

See, that was your (character's) first mistake, naively thinking the lawless anonymous wasteland was going to be actually somewhat helpful.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Manly cowboys doing manly things?

 

[Tamerlane]

YOU FOOLS, YOU'VE FALLEN FOR ONE OF MY CLASSIC BLUNDERS!

@justforthelulz @BlackGeneral @Ivegotnolife

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Forget the eyebleach! Get me the lighter fluid!

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Wth this thread is still giving me whiplash

 

[hazzack]

can't we just agree that it's not gay if its hot?

 

[Tamerlane]

It's not gay if it's cute.

If it's hot is a different metric entirely @hazzack

 

[hazzack]

wait wait i got a question.
if two person of a same gender make out, will it make anyone spectate the make out process gay?

 

[Tamerlane]

Only if they get off to it and they're of the same sex as the people making out. @hazzack

 

[BlackGeneral]

Only if they are of the same gender as the persons who are making out. Damn

 

[sterven]

@Tamerlane
Surprised to say I don't frequent that thread but if you're vouching for it it must be true.

At this point I feel like this thread is going to fall under the category of "what happens in this thread stays in this thread".

Only if they get off to it and they're of the same sex as the people making out.

Phew thank god my masculinity is preserved.