Staff Observation Thread

[Richman]

Looks like this thread was unpinned.

Very sad day.

 

[justforthelulz]

Subject [P] was once again observed sending out an SOS on the General Forums, against all common sense.
Having been spitroasted by a large d**k and tall chair one too many times, Subject [P] revealed the genetic reason for always skipping Leg Day.

Subject [P] was also seen locking some pointless thread that would supposedly resolve itself anyways in the Mythical v5, Coming Soon^TM.

 

[gomichandesu]

@justforthelulz

Subject [P] was also seen locking some pointless thread

lmfao, damn that thread was a ride. Lost my shit at "reporting @hazzack for the personal attack"

 

[Halo]

...

 

[hazzack]

after being questioned his zeph-authenticity, classic zeph is back.

 

[Halo]

...

 

[justforthelulz]

Who the hell are they talking about that warrants a permaban as a serious consideration?

 

[Halo]

...

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

 

[Zephyrus]

Good morning. If we're going to use this thread to bash staff instead of light-hearted fun, I will lock it.

 

[Halo]

@Zephyrus No one was bashing staff. Personally, I find the whole exchange hilarious, _{albeit directly linking discord was kinda...}
But sure, lock it just to be safe.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Halo
>screenshots discord happening
>no further context, no explicit stance by OP
>someone links context
>"albeit directly linking discord was kinda..."

 

[Halo]

@bigtiddyoneesan

>no further context, no explicit stance by OP

I don't think this type of context is suitable or necessary for a joke thread and my stance is irrelevant.
The screenshots were just to showcase "Zephyrus being Zephyrus" after I saw the "classic zeph is back."

Edit: but maybe there's some truth to that. I'll delete the screenshots.
And I think I'm done with this thread as a whole.

 

[sterven]

 

[Richman]

At least it was a fun experiment

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Halo
That's fair. I'll remove the link as well.

 

[blackyawgdom]

Subject [P] was just spotted losing their comment ban virginity! Celebrations all around!
If only it didn't have to occur after interacting with a blatantly racist/xenophobic person.

*Edit for below*

 

[justforthelulz]

Subject [P] was seen finally popping their ban-cherry for the first time since ascending to t.developus.
The unfortunate (but not undeserved) target of Subject [P]'s wrath was a defaultbro, whose odd focus on socialists/socialism paint him as a very anti-social person, the natural enemy of someone who was, up until recently, a p.relationus.

EDIT: @blackyawgdom YOU SON OF A BITCH

 

[ColorfulSoy]

@justforthelulz
next time.

 

[Richman]

I saw the thread and thought "oh, this one is good", then actually read what the defaultbro said and thought "Wait, what? How does this make any sense for this guy?".