The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[ABCsOfLife]

I am what??

The person below me is Forever Alone.

 

[CyanHide]

Hey guys, what’s happening in this party?

Oh...

Party’s over...

Spoiler

The person below me invited me as a prank to ruin the party, but ended up failing since my presence is too obvious...

 

[Markgraf]

You had one job...

The person below me spilled the entire platter of nachos into the cat litter box a minute before kickoff.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

What have I done...

Spoiler

The person below me failed to save the day.

 

[CyanHide]

If I weren’t a social reject and an abject failure, there wouldn’t even be a mess to fix...

The person below me wants to purchase catgirls as slaves, rather than coming to terms as equals

 

[Ranzo]

Well I need some effective way to obtain assassins and this is just the most convenient way



The person below me has an extra nipple and is incredibly self conscious of that

 

[Pika]

Wait... you saw it?! Oh no, I shouldn't have worn that white shirt... Dammit!

The person below me has an unhealthy diet consisting of loli hentai on mondays and shota hentai on thursdays

 

[PIPSON2]

well no thank you for insult

The person below me pats over saitama's no existent hairs

 

[Markgraf]

It's so smooooth.

The person below me drools when achieving the ultimate in interpersonal intimacy (hand-holding).

Spoiler

Apparently I killed this thread. This will haunt me forever.

 

[PIPSON2]

]Wait... you saw it?! Oh no, I shouldn't hv tried it at the roof
https://ibb.co/58bNDYF

the person below me is such a wuss tht hes scared of losing his pants

 

[CyanHide]

If you knew @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN ...

The person below me successfully established a nudist colony only for them all to resort to cannibalism

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

It was beautiful until someone accidentally sent themself on fire...

The person below me traps traps

 

[CyanHide]

Well, one of us has to right the wrongs and rehabilitate them. Otherwise, it’s good target practice...

The person below me is truly an eldritch abomination beyond the likes of Cthulhu, their horrifying, gibbering form excreting fluids of all sorts...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

TENTACLE-SAMA DEMANDS TO BE PLEASED!

The person below me is truly a non-eldritch abomination not beyond the likes of Cthulhu, their beautiful, shining form licking fluids of all flavours...

 

[Markgraf]

When the Slushie stand offers so many flavors, it'd be a sin not to try them all, right? And stop ogling my beautiful shining form...

The person below me inexplicably jumps up & shouts "Moe, moe, KYUUNN! at business meetings.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Well you need to convert the heretics somehow

The person below me fantasizes about being fingered by a pink-haired bath loli

 

[Markgraf]

Dammit, I knew that Fetish-of-the-Month subscription was a mistake!

The person below me licks Truck-kun's bumper after every accident, revealing that they are, in reality, an Eldritch God.

Spoiler

Yikes, the virus has spread from another thread!

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

...and pays special attention to lick every nook and cranny on that booty rear bumper.

The person below me reveres and idolizes Truck-sama Truck-kun.

 

[Markgraf]

There is only one path to salvation & it is called Terranova Street.

The person below me is bothered by the logical inconsistencies in Zombie Land Saga .

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Yeah a lot of them are underaged but since their dead bodies have aged they should be legal so I can [REDACTED] their [REDACTED] full of [REDACTED] mouths [REDACTED] pleasure [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].

The person below me will join the pseudo-roleplay over on The Person Above You! thread be my next target.