The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[Akacz13]

No, I won't! Playing games on a smartphone while pooping is more comfortable than working out!

The person below me has communication problems.

 

[Pika]

...

...Yeah... I think so too...

 

[Markgraf]

Smh after witnessing what happens to a person who identifies too closely with Komi-san.

The person below me goes to anime conventions & cosplays as Asuna only to end up being surrounded by a group of leering fans who collect the SAO hentai doujins.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Let them come... I am a trap all along!!

The person below me wants to be the loli in

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[Markgraf]

I tried to be the loli in cryptic eldritch heiroglyph, but I could only manage to be the hyper-active, over-confident, not really smart protagonist of a mecha anime.

The person below me lewds the moe chibi sheep companion of Magical Girl Kirakira Lessgo.

 

[mrguest]

I lewd the chibi by holding her hand . arrest me for violating such beautiful hands

The person below me admits he/she didnt take any shower for at least 2 days straight

 

[Akacz13]

*sniffs* Yeah. I can smell it.

The person below me eats raw noodles from instant noodles.

 

[Pika]

crunch crunch Wait? you don't?

The person below me sleeps on his belly and has a stomach ache when he wakes up

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I'm telling you, I just need better essential oils to drive the bad spirits out!

The person below me fantasizes about rap

 

[Thoughtgap]

The person below me eats raw noodles from instant noodles.
@Akacz13 I mean, haven't we all done it? ..specifically, as starving college students.
The person below me fantasizes about rap
@Dandan I mean, haven't we all done it? ..specifically, fantasizing about listening to better rap than whatever is on the radio at that given point in time.


The person below me got isekai'd, but immediately got sent back due to being overqualified.

 

[Akacz13]

My knowledge about guns was too OP... Killed a dungeon boss with homemade shotgun lol

The person below me likes pickles WAY too much.

 

[Markgraf]

They give my- AHHHM - mouth such an - MMMMPH - intense sensation - SLURP!

Spoiler

I think my laptop just tried to activate its own AI so it could say 'Bruh...'

The person below me keeps a ceramic banana in their bathtub.

 

[PIPSON2]

yesh i DO eat elbow macroni
https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/ways-to-cook-elbow-macaroni/


the person below me has a fetish for antlers

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

Oh deer I'm so horny.

Spoiler

I know horns and antlers are different, but ehhhh...

The person below me prefers burgers without cheese.

 

[Closedbox]

The person below me

is a knick knacing seriously overrated SPG hideous glutenous face with hair nostril the size of african elephant tusk... the old one the mammoth tusk like hair that can wrap space and time completely.

 

[Markgraf]

Well, I was just having one of those days, you know?

The person below me binged watched One Piece & now suffers from Stage 4 constipation.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

I just got back from appendix surgery.. Totally not worth it!

Spoiler

Just my personal opinion but One Piece anime have some terrible animation, better binged reading the Manga instead.

The person below me for whatever reason mistook condoms for bubblegum.

 

[Markgraf]

I wondered why the bubble I blew had that long weird shape.

The person below me thinks that a camisole is a small beast of burden common to Arabia.

 

[Pika]

Pfff, you're wrong! A camisole is when a camel has a sore foot from stepping on the sands of Arabia
The sole is the foot part!

The person below me thinks that eating butter helps with cooling off from the heat

 

[isekai_yuusha_sama]

It doesn't?!

The person below me uses toothpaste as healing salve for burnt skin instead of cold water.