The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[kenwaynguyen]

ya suck

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

No, I

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The person below me has a unibrow fetish

 

[danich182]

I love me some thick bushes in between the eyes lol

The person below got into interracial bestial NTR after seeing their pet cat elope with the neighbors dog.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

So I have been branded as such huh.. I see...

Spoiler

But I Refuse!

The one thing I, Ab like more than anything else is finding people who think they're funny and saying "No!" to their faces.

Well with that out of the way..
The person below me think a woman's reproductive organ is the anus.

 

[Xzayer]

Oh, no wonder I failed biology. Time it get out my out trusty anatomy and physiology textbook. A&P don’t fail me now!

The person right below me thinks that NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sounds of space battles.

 

[Teddy]

Well they are Americans aren't they? Not the dumbest thing they would have done.

The person below me will:
1. Give to the poor
2. Help people with instructions
3. Forgive their enemies

 

[throughstars]

Error 404: Insult Not Found

The person below me farts with an intent to kill.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Well it's called "silent but deadly" for a reason.

The person below me tries to overcome their arachibutyrophobia by bathing in a lifetime's supply of peanut butter... it didn't work and now they owe a couple of kidneys to loan sharks in order to buy all those peanut butter.

 

[421cookies]

And now I live in fear for the rest of my life...

The person below me like to posts "x" ended word in Last Letter Game.

 

[danich182]

Vertex!

The person below me is Yandere for OP

 

[Pika]

Hmmm, I wonder why DANDAN_THE_DANDAN hasn't posted anything for an hour... Normally he should make a pos- oh wait, he needed to go to the police station for something! Tehe, how could I forget about it when I was with him within the perimeters of 5m (*ﾉω・*)ﾃﾍ
Oh wait! Time to go now, I can't let DANDAN_THE_DANDAN stay alone for so long~

The person below me drinks soy sauce as cola

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I sure love drinking delicuous soy sauce!! They taste the least disgusting when put in a freezer!
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The person below me _{will send help} lives a life not knowing that clouds are giant cotton candies floating in the sky.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Ah.. that explain the plane crashes I have seen...

The person below me is very unfortunate that when Truck-kun hit them, they just get sent flying 9ft in the air instead of got sent to another world.

 

[Theobroma]

Welp, so thats why instead of getting cool op powers.. i only got bruises and transported into the hospital.. the doctor and the nurse who took care of me seem kinda interested in my lower tho.

The person below me is a 30 years old virgin, but turn into nothing of wizard,mage or some sort...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The person below me is a 29.9 year old virgin who got isekai'd into prison after attempting to raise a harem of lolis by offering "peace cupcakes" showered in chloroform.

 

[dyedAtWork]

After escaping the prison my second attempt to raise a loli harem was a success. Chloroform was the mistake, all that was needed was lots of love and sugar( enough to give diabetes from a single bite).
But enough about me, let's talk about the one below me. This person got pooped on by five birds in an hour. The last poop bomb hit while said ?human? was riding a bicycle!

 

[Pika]

Sigh, I can't get isekai'ed with this... But there is a slope here and the bars to the train rails are closing. My bike will serve me well...

The person below me plays hopscotch on his/hers hands

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Hey I actually do that though (sort of), while you might say it's stupid, my senior praise me for being athletic because of that.

The person below me is a manga hipster.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Uh, yeah, so, unless you read over five thousand h mangas I'm not talking to you.

The person below me found the perfect partner, got married, started a family, see their kids graduate, gets lots of love, then realize that it was all just their imagination and they're about to meet Truck-kun.

 

[danich182]

Welp, this is it, odds are 50-50... either I get all that and more in an isekai world or get saddled with a huge hospital fees debt lol.

The person below just pressed a big red self-destruct button.