The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[ninjadork]

You fool! I'm growing fangs to replace them! You've only made me stronger!

The person below me masturbates into the computer camera because (s)he thinks Jesus is always watching and has a huge crush on him.

 

[Akacz13]

Jesus loves me and I know it! Don't try to separate us!

The person below me tries to gain a 『ＳＴＡＮＤ』, so (s)he stabs her/himself with a fork thinking it is an arrow.

 

[Pika]

Worth it though

Spoiler

The person below me thinks Hogwarts is real, so he/she keeps running into pillars on platform 7 1/2

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

The person below me will put in effort into drawing a Joeseph Joestar x Donald Trump fanart.

 

[Dankleer]

The person below me will enjoy my well drawn Joseph Joestar x Donald Trump fanart. Only to take my art and turn it into a Dakimakura without my permission.

 

[Akacz13]

Sorry, I wanted a dakimakura like that for a really long time.

The person below me sniffs his nail clippers to see if his/her feet smell.

 

[dnswprs]

Mmmhhhh yesss feet

The person below me have never been outside for the past 5 years, and is planning to do it for another 5 since s/hes a neet

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Stahp stalking me ;.;

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(Actually you can just use a toothpick to dig out those black dirt you see at the edges of your nail and smell that to see if your feet smell. I totally did not do that out of curiosity and I totally am not still doing it when nobody's looking and totally did not developed a fetish to it.)

The person below me skipped school because they thought selling weeb things would be enough to support a living.

 

[CyanHide]

The person below me prefers to 9gag over 4chan as their favorite website

Edit: (Is it bad that I know that drawing stuff for Furry weebs, regardless of the “content”, can make decent money? I don’t have the “skills” for that anyway.)

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Well in my defense I was introduced to 9gag first.

The person below me is using synthol to get jacked.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Well in my defense, I don't need to use it on my right arm since it's been getting enough exercise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The person below me communicates exclusively in Lenny faces.

 

[rosenkreuz]

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͠°) (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) ( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾) (☭ ͜ʖ ☭).

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ) ( ° ͜ʖ °) ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉).

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

gasps THAT IS TOO FAR YOU MONSTER!!

The person below me is rich

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in weeb stuffs. They're super broke because of that.

 

[dharman]

c'mon. 'though i'm broke, i'm super handsome.

The person below me is a male tiger. His penis is well hidden when wearing gym shorts.

 

[Xzayer]

Gasp I have tiger blood flowing through my veins. (Insert metalocalypse bloodlines).

The person right below me wants to know if fish ever become dehydrated.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Technically saltwater makes you dehydrated but it is still water

The person below me sucks carrots

 

[421cookies]

What? I heard I will be cool like big chungus if I deepthroat all these carrots.

The person below me will post their favorite g/six numbers

 

[Akacz13]

4 9 13 21 37 49

The person below me can't do a Russian squat.

Spoiler

сука

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

в россии приседания делают ВАС!

Человек подо мной должен петь русский гимн маме россии !!

 

[Ranzo]

Hah like I'd ever do something like that if google translate is anything to go by
The user below me has eyelids that are probably very gross and dirty