The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[Greenfrost]

I can't help it. those lures look really tasty.

The person below me refuses to eat or drink anything that isn't at least one year past the expiration date.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

So, what about it?
It's called fermented products,
and it smells quite good.

Oh person below,
I have come to seek wisdom.
Sadly you have none.

 

[Thoughtgap]

@EOTFOFYL Oh gods, so you're who we have to blame for the Kombucha craze.

And yeah, you were totally late, I already lent out as much of my wisdom as I could. I've only got a limited supply to work with, y'know?
And then it's all cat gifs and baked desserts and bouncing balls and slip 'n slides and stuff. After all, you can do without wisdom, but can you do without cake? Most definitely not.
..I don't really have a good justification for those other things, though. Here, allow me to distract and/or bribe you with cake. Oh, hey- I guess I did have a bit of wisdom left after all.

The person below me once had a daydream about styling Justin Beiber's hair.

Spoiler

And this was the best they could come up with:

 

[Metonym]

Even if I can hardly draw with these pricey birthday markers, I can at least wring them out in a celebrity's hair! Oh, Justin...

Person below me is most at home when pecking for crumbs in a park with the pigeons.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

But I am a bird...
BEHOLD, my grandoise body,
quake in my presence!

Next person below
doesn't like to eat veggies,
it's meat all the way.

 

[mrguest]

RED MEAT !
FISH MEAT !
EVEN CROCODILE MEAT I SHALL DEVOUR IT (taste like chicken tho)

Person Below me tries to make rap verse,but failed to do so

 

[EOTFOFYL]

You say I can't rap?
Ya calling my lyrics crap?
you're right it's quite bad.

Next comment below
belongs to a trap lover.
Ackbar is not pleased.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

How did you know I like traps? Want to talk about traps? Okay I'll start! My favourite traps are the one in Home Alone, it's quite simple but actually quite deadly!

The person below me think that Earth has cylinder shape.

 

[Metonym]

Yeah, like a bottle of water, which covers 70% of the planet's surface. Deny that, physicists.

Two rolls of paper towels and a can of sardines disappear daily from my house, and the person below is real cagey about explaining.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

During desperate times,
comes forth desperate actions,
done with no regrets.

Next person in queue,
your large collection of dolls
is quite unsettling.

 

[Metonym]

When the earthquakes come,
Beauties shake on their displays:
Clam'ring friends a-mill.

Thou below! At a distance, your avatar looks like a girl sticking a hand in one ear and out the other.

 

[Metonym]

All right, I'll eat this one. Got over-specific because I hoped to catch ABCs with it. I am the one with wrist for brains. It is me.

Person below can't even sell people free dollar bills.

 

[Teddy]

I swear its because I'm Nigerian. People on the internet will not even believe in the royalty from my country, so racist.

Person below me doesn't swear because their parents said so and they still have an amicable relationship with their parents.

 

[Natureboy]

Nope. They both f*cking died on me. Damn it all to hell!

The person below me is also below me on the Great Chain of Being, you pitiful soulless creature.

 

[Metonym]

And while your descendants mourn your death, mine will be feasting well.

Person below actually believes I'm insulting them, bless their heart.

 

[CyanHide]

@Metonym
I’m gonna have to see your manager, I’m filing for our divorce, taking custody of the kids, and 99% of your property because of how TRIGGERED I AM ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID.

Spoiler

That was dumb, sorry

The person below me is just @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN, attempting to hide his identity from the FBI

 

[Quan1112]

Now that you know my secret *takes out knife* you must be killed for the sake of my identity

The person below me used their real name as their username

 

[Greenfrost]

My parents always filled the freezer with mint ice cream, to the point that nothing else could fit, which unfortunately meant no Eggos for me.

Person below me, why did you take the pizza slice I was eating, stuff it in your pants, and give it back to me?

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Don't you understand?!
The masterpiece that's pizza
must receive my love.

Hey person below,
why do you like to lick frogs?
At least cook the legs.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Because I'm curious if it'll turn into a charming prince, don't everyone wish their love life to be "magical"?

The person below me are filing a report to the authorities because someone stole 1 cup of their instant ramen.