The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[Markgraf]

All according to my keikaku for 7 servings of fruits & veggies per day that still go great with beer.

The person below me thinks that 'throwing shade' means setting up the umbrella at the beach.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

The dude below me
unironically likes Edge
and Explorer too.

 

[mrguest]

weakling arent you? unfortunately i cant open mangodex smoothly on IE10 but edge is nice altho is a bit clunky but man is comfy like firefox.

person below me is wanted to become riajuu but failed few times

 

[ABCsOfLife]

I like being committed, but I guess my ex aren't...
Do people just prefer someone with bad attitude??
Maybe I should become a bit more promiscuous.

Spoiler

Or maybe I'll be Tracer...

Speaking off.. Surprisingly the person below me is in a very commited relationship.. with their dakimakura.

 

[Akacz13]

You can't have happy laifu without your dakimakura waifu.

The person below me reads delinquent manga in search of ecchi.

 

[Greenfrost]

That must have been one of my other ten personalities.

The person below me is an active member of Loli Fans Anonymous.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

I can neither confirm nor deny that claim.

Spoiler

It's called "anonymous" you know?

The person below me didn't cry after watching "Hachiko: A Dog's Tale"

 

[Pika]

Hachi-what? Ah, yeah... The dog was cute, I guess...

The person below me has 30cm long hair legs and (s)he mops the floor with that

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@mrguest
It fits into a haiku so I can't complain.

Commenter below
masturbates to this hentai.
Sauce in the spoiler.

Spoiler

177013

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Hee.. So are you saying I'm getting off to this?

Spoiler

Something that appear to be not exist

Alright I admit, what I'm getting off to does not exist!

The person below me is using ISP that barely provide Internet with 1Mbps speed.

 

[mrguest]

i did ,for 3 years

person below me tries watch Ghost Stories (dub version) but doesn't laugh at all

 

[Akacz13]

It's because I can't laugh.

The person below me drinks Fuze Tea instead of Lipton.

 

[Orio]

Well yes, Lipton is garbage but I'll take free samples if I'm stuck on a plane. I'm only drinking fuse cause the plane crashed and I'm stranded on a desert island with mysterious crates of the stuff scattered about.

The person below me drinks black coffee from starbucks of their own free will.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@ABCsOfLife

It's on Mangadex?!
I'm going to hell for this.
Turn back while you can.

Spoiler

https://mangadex.org/title/26467/emergence

I like black coffee!
Have you ever tried cold brew?
Otherworldly taste.

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Human below me,
your choice of music is strange,
not in a good way.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

The person above me try to backpedal after giving the wrong Manga numbers on Mangadex.
Oh wait, wrong game...
Also, hey! I listen to EDM to keep the mosquitoes away OK!

The person below me are not breathtaking.

 

[Orio]

@EOTFOFYL I love black coffee but black from starbucks tastes like burnt dirt.

I'm not breathtaking because my sexy handsomeness is already known and expected.

Person below me thought about wearing panties on their head once but chickened out and has painfully carried the regret for 10 years.

 

[Pika]

WHY DID THOSE PANTIES SMELL LIKE FLOWERS?! WHY DIDN'T I TAKE A REAL GOOD SNIFF?!

The person below me mashes his apples with pears and calls it stir-frying them

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@ABCsOfLife

It's not Mangadex numbers, that's why.

Also, needs more powah



Dear next commenter,
you're the embodiment of
schadenfreude; monster.

 

[Greenfrost]

After looking that word up, I can confidently say that I am.

The person below me goes to pet stores; and sings the Hamtaro theme song in the rodent section.

 

[vinabomb]

Scuse you but I sing and dance till I get kicked out of the store.

Person below me is in severe denial about liking harem isekai manga.