The Haiku Thread

[pandascepter]

Step, step, rainy day,
Kanna and her umbrella.
Beautiful rhythm.

 

[Richman]

it's hot everyday
i wish for the rain to last
and for things to cool

 

[pandascepter]

This thread is cool,
but sadly its not daily.
Busy with real life.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Regardless of time,
no matter where I may be,
a haiku will form.

 

[Albwin]

A haiku with rhyme
Surely is unusual.
Let's try it this time.

Though far from sublime,
For now it is going well.
Some say it's a crime.

 

[Teddy]

Duck duck duck duck duck
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
Duck duck duck @Hazzack

 

[hazzack]

i feel a summon!

Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

why @teddy, just why

 

[pandascepter]

Quack quack, quack quack quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack,
@hazzack quack quack quack.

 

[pandascepter]

Water flow through pipe,
drippings to a stone and grass.
A beautiful rhyme.

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hmm, @justforthelulz.
You are right, that is my fault.
i will edit it.

 

[hazzack]

oh no! not you too!

Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack

@pandascepter please!

 

[justforthelulz]

Six, seven, and four?
@pandascepter, what is this?!?
That's not a haiku.

 

[justforthelulz]

The first one is fixed,
@pandascepter, your new one
is five, six and five.

 

[justforthelulz]

I should go to sleep,
But I want to shitpost more.
Hm, what should I do?

 

[Teddy]

@Blackgeneral weeb
I smell Military fraud
Identity theft

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Spark the Electric @Jestforthelulz

Six, seven, and four?
@ pandascepter, what is this?!?
That's not a haiku.

Don't you know, friendo?
Syllables outside U.S.
work differently.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
In the USA,
We speak Americano,
Other tongues no good.

Spoiler

Just to spell it out,
Obviously sarcasm,
Please don't report me.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
Reported. Have fun
in the slammer, you punk.
I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

 

[Teddy]

That ain't a haiku
Hey @bigtiddyoneesan
All fat and no brain

 

[pandascepter]

Would you look at that ?
Beautiful scenery.
"Mandrake-desuyo"

 

[pandascepter]

Just woke up from sleep.
General forums looks calm.
Confused plain face.