The Haiku Thread

[Richman]

Bro, these nuns are great, if i was jeff bezzos rich, i would make an anime out of them.

 

[pandascepter]

@Richman
ikr.

 

[hazzack]

holy bible of duckery

hmph, to begin with
peace was never an option
what a foolish nun

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Duck on the Bible?
What if their god has been with
them this entire time?

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Oh Duck of the Lake,
impart some of your wisdom.
Open your beak, SPEAK!

 

[hazzack]

the duck of the lake
noble wings spread as it speaks
but only one "quack"

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Do you have some time
to talk about our lord and
savior, Sir Hazzquack?

 

[Teddy]

God's been many things;
Tree, Fire, Cloud, Man... but I don't
know if there was duck

These nuns don't look right
Overly flat and with big eyes
Must be anime

Duck in a black suit
Walkin' in the asphalt streets
Dead or Alive game

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Making this haiku
Unconvered some god damn bad
Deep dark memories

Interjection's fine
Adds or reduce syllables
Makes it easy too.

Eh eh eh eh eh
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh
Nope not quite nuh uh.

Curse words works wonders
**** this **** and **** that too
Do not overdo.

503 error
Made me start posting in here.
Oh my god send help

Innocent Devil
An interesting manga
Axe'd for some reason

 

[EV-8371_kk]

My post won't submit.
Won't refresh 'cause double post
It's 2020

Finally it did
Post my on-the-spot haikus
Not a little proud

What the heck is this
HTTP 600
That error is fake.

Tachiyomi's bugged
600 shouldn't be a thing
Consult RFC.

I've binged Senryuu Girl
I spoke in haikus only
My dark memories

 

[EV-8371_kk]

Lenient ISP
24/7 PC
Great for server stuff

8 TB of space
20 Mbps down
Requirements not met

 

[pandascepter]

They are like cats and dogs

Look, sister's angry.
"There will be a punishment,
so, don't fight again."

Cutting hair fail

Sis got distracted,
and her hair got straight cutted.
And now, tears flowing.

 

[pandascepter]

@EOTFOFYL san.
Give us some haiku wisdom,
a haiku pun one.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

I'm an athiest,
part of a non-prophet group.
Thank God it's like that.

 

[justforthelulz]

Haiku-Man, your puns
physically hurt to read,
Please cease this at once.

 

[pandascepter]

He a bit confused,
but he is got the spirit.
So, don't worry.

 

[pandascepter]

Mission: Retrieve the confiscated goods!!

Our today's mission,
retrieve the confiscated goods.
Beware the sister.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

"Beware the sister."
Oh man, this really sounds like
a Shoujo title.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan
"Beware the sister."
Oh man, this really sounds like
an incest title.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Impending "ara"
from @bigtiddyoneesan.
Watch your back, brothers.