people in the usa must be having a field day
rednecks: AYE MAH I SHOT A WOLF AND IT DISPEAR!! WHAT I DO?!
normal city dwellers: why is there a wolf here... uh... AHHHH ...
armed city dwellers : im happy i bought this gun for self defence.
farmer: Looks like i gatta get ol grandpappys shot gun out gain dam critters stealing the crops again.
*sees goblin* what isat is that?!
unarmed far left liberal: we have to be accepting of the new reside-*stabbed by gobin*
armed far right militia guy: KILL AALL DEM FREAKS YEAH I KNEW thERE WAS SMTHIN WRONG *swarmed by goblins*
me: *mows down group of gobs*... is this how gramps felt when he faught the japanese?
kid who joined the military for the benifits thinking there wouldnt be a war for a while: AH FUCK