Valhalla Penis Mansion - Vol. 1 Ch. 6 - Still a Better Love Story than Twilight

[Esor]

The best as always.

 

[dudewithmagic]

God you thought this couldn't get worse

Then they use outdated meme references constantly

Alright I'll take 20 chapters

 

[f0xhunt]

"Finally a worthy opponent, our battles will be legendary."

Translation took the series from 1/10 to 10/10.

 

[Bricksandstuff]

We'll take them all

 

[rhyzenonia44]

Oh! I'll take your entire stocks!

 

[Fuew12]

@Kidawesome55 he actually quite popular even ursula kinda cant do anything about it, add backing from costumer so even when Ursula want to fire him she cant also

Spoiler

in the end he lost all his backing to shouta after weird turn of event and end up sold to homo slave trader in chapter 1

 

[Rellishfan1234]

"When i first swallowed shotas sperm, my body felt like it was filled with some kind of life energy that i never felt before."
"But at that moment, I knew that sooner or later I would rape him"

The way she thought that so matter-of-factly after the first line had me laughing in real life, it caught me by surprise.

On page 14, would have been funnier if you said "just like that shitty protaganist from redo of healer" but i am not sure if you read that. It was funny her calling him baby dick after though. XD

OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY.

 

[Braidzay]

The kung fu panda obligatory reference!

 

[ReRead]

It’s funny how the “power” system for males is viewed by your ability to be a prostitute.

 

[ARealCoolGuy]

I'm a little confused why the dragon girl is upset. It might have been a mistranslated, but she had already said he'd sire many children with many women, so she must have wanted his first time; but she made him work as a prostitute? She's Surprised he had sex?

Not that I expect great writing from this anyway (I expect that from the translator, and so far so good)

 

[chusetto]

@ARealCoolGuy Shouta's level of prostitution actually didn't let him have sex with costumers, that's why she's pissed she didn't pop his cherry

 

[MrDoener]

Good translations + memes? Hell yeah

 

[ArcLife]

The title of the ch itself had me dieing

 

[ARealCoolGuy]

@chusetto I read that, but it seems that if she was so concerned about it, she would have just done it with him first. Doesn't she even acknowledge that all the maids around the palace are horndogs too? She's just sticking him in all these situation where he is very likely to be assaulted and is surprised by the result. But like I said, I'm expecting too much logical writing from near porn.

 

[Rook982]

Thanks for the chapter please continue with the memes. Maybe just add a tn page at the for the ones requesting a more professional translate but I love the current style more.

 

[zeever]

HEYYY!!! WHO ALLOWED YOU TO INSULT MY ROLE MODEL KAZUMA LIKE THAT!?

 

[zeever]

@tn1aderp so i assume u r here for the plot huh? R u really being serious about that? Lmao, we are gathering here bcoz of the TL that bring laugh, this kind of manga with comedy TL is kinda rare, so if u r not suited with this TL then stop reading already and move to generic ecchi smut u like

 

[khalizkr]

anyone have the sauce for the last page?

 

[tn1aderp]

@zeever

It's a case of whether I want good or bad translations, period. Even if it's a trashy stupid manga that's worthless in content or the best manga with superior everything, I want a good translation that adheres to the manga's material, and it can go as far as changing puns/meaning/jokes work.

However, this "translation" has shifted to become a parody with inserted material not from the raws, and don't get me wrong, I give kudos to the 'translator' because it's pretty funny, but it's not even a translation at this point. Unless he states his position properly whether he wants to be a creator or translator in his profile, I'm looking at this as badly translated.

 

[pomfkatze]

@khalizkr that would be noripachi my dude, translator just flipped the picture