corrupt-a-wish

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but you, in your new loli form, will die in the void of space until you stop thinking like Kars did.

I wish that I didn't need to find the body and that my amnesia will make everyone forget anything involving this little fucker ever happened.

 

[dabson]

Granted, but the body will now find you and steal your life force till you're up here with me. Also, you are put in a trance in which you need to find the body again.

I wish I'd take baths more frequently. I didn't shower today.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , congratulations you are now an amoeba , cool right ? now you don't have to worry about those things that bothered you

i wish i can have my own isp and powerplant .

EDIT : ah sucks late by 5 mins huh

granted , everyone on your environment is infected with covid-19 , you must take a bath after meeting each one of them (according to WHO recommendation)

 

[LyricalRose]

Granted, but you live in a medieval isekai fantasy world that has no internet for your ISP to connect to.

I wish I could fly.

 

[dabson]

Granted, but you must have sucked 8 different dicks to use the ability on any given day and if you don't use it you get 8 dicks shoved in your mouth anyway.

Ram ranch

I wish I wasn't in the saddest place to live on earth.

 

[alipz]

Granted. You're gonna live in my place from now on and I'll make sure that you would be happy here.

Edit: I guess i need to corrupt the wish。

Granted. You'll be transferred to a mental hospital tomorrow.

I wish to be understood.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Granted, but people still don't care about what you have to say.

I wish that Garakuta receives a state-funded loli with cat ears.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , but you're the loli he received

i wish for a salmon or a tuna cuisine for breakfast this morning

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, it is part of an initiative to root out weebs and/or pedophiles. Both the lolis and lolicons are set to loli Auschwitz. Enjoy your stay.

Okay, I wish the body just didn't exist and I didn't have to find it.

What are the odds we would post within 15 seconds of one another? @zetsubouzanto

Granted, but you're the meal and the fish eat you

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@Tamerlane almost non-existent , i just replied to the latest and back to work then fall asleep

granted , but you forced the existence of the body to other you in the limitless multi-verse

i wish for my dead pet squirrel's soul to come and greet me

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but the squirrel's soul is the same as the boy's and so he's meeting a version of me that is also you.

I wish whenever a wish gets granted, the person granting the wish has to scream "HAIL 2 U!"

 

[hazzack]

granted, but every time your wish is granted a pair of hands will suddenly appears in front of you and you'll hear "HELL 2 U" from distance.
So yeah, HAIL 2 U!
_{^{HELL 2 U}}

i wish my appetite is back.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Your wish is granted,
however there is a catch,
you must eat humans.

Here's my simple wish,
be a chef that rivals all.
Just you wait, Gordon!

 

[alipz]

Granted. But no one will eat the food you make.
Since you are the best, you will be stuck in a show where you just comment on other people's recipes.


I wish there exists another planet where we can build a society of weebs and live peacefully.

 

[Raskolnikov555]

Your wish is granted, but you will never be allowed to visit the other world

I wish to become Batman

 

[hazzack]

please don't wish for your parents' death.
it's disturbing

i wish i wasn't disturbed

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. But every second of time where you would be disturbed is replaced with you repeatedly thinking why you are not disturbed
Which causes you to feel that you do not fit in.


I wish to know every language and it gives me the brainpower for it all

 

[Raskolnikov555]

Your wish is granted, but to make sure your brain can store all the information, the speech centers of your brain were destroyed.
You can never speak again

I wish I could be cool

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Your wish is granted,
you're now frozen in thick ice,
go chill for a bit.

An obvious wish,
I demand more wishes now...
Oh no, recursion!?

 

[hazzack]

granted, but you need to wait until @Greenfrost uses all of their wishes
https://mangadex.org/thread/219712/1/#post_1730244

i wish i can sleep now