Thanks for the translation!
Laios, Ch. 70: I bypassed an army of legendary dragons and managed to immobilize their master, a 1000 years old mage wielding infinite demonic energy, using only some mollusks, basic magic and a giant silver spoon.
Laios, Ch. 71: Something something food! You're good now? Ok, here's the source of your power back! :)))
Laios has a brain of like 170 IQ but it only works at 1% when processing anything unrelated to monsters.
Hopefully, the canaries are right around the corner and we get to see Misurn vs Thistle round 2.