Seduce a staff member?

[Plykiya]

@aloysiusks your profile pic gives me energy
najimi is the best, should be more popular than komi

@justforthelulz the important part about all of this isn't about them being a fat bastard, it's the fact that I would be overpowered, manhandled, and smothered with no way of fighting back
EXTREMELY INTO THAT
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[bigtiddyoneesan]

Fucking weebs...

 

[justforthelulz]

@Plykiya

EXTREMELY INTO THAT

Dominated by a powerful fatman, eh?

 

[ColorfulSoy]

@Plykiya
That's a nice fetish you got there.

@justforthelulz
Fatman is cool yo.

 

[sterven]

it's the fact that I would be overpowered, manhandled, and smothered with no way of fighting back EXTREMELY INTO THAT

@justforthelulz
Yooo I don't know why I didn't think of that lmao.

 

[Plykiya]

@justforthelulz most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life

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[Teddy]

Pick me up mum, im scared.

Id want to able to carry my waifu as much as the next guy, but like.... For cuddles and rainbows. Only cuddles and rainbows.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Teddy
Yea same. Most people have _{(in this case sexual)} fantasies, but that's what they stay as: fantasies.

 

[Mr_Detective]

Thank you for your response, mods.

 

[Plykiya]

@Mr_Detective we're both devs, not mods

 

[Teddy]

Mods are less scary, they just ban you; they don't give haunting nightmarish descriptions

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Can't sleep. Ply's BF may sit on me!

 

[hazzack]

i now want to read Ply's fat ugly bastard NTR doujin. starring ply

 

[blackyawgdom]

im sure amazon has a novel on the exact topic... @hazzack

 

[Richman]

I didn't know Ply was so smol.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Ply's boyfriend would have to be a fusion of Fat Bastard and Slenderman, (or it could also be Sirenhead.)

 

[comeonnow0]

@Ivegotnolife

Ply's boyfriend would have to be a fusion of Fat Bastard and Slenderman

Alternatively, a Titan (i.e. Beast Titan or that fatty Titan in the right-side background)

 

[EOTFOFYL]

@Teddy

Mods are less scary, they just ban you; they don't give haunting nightmarish descriptions

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Mods are Apostles,

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developers are true gods.

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We're just shitposters.

 

[Plykiya]

@Richman the physical stats of a failed male

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@EOTFOFYL

We're just shitposters.

Nay, we are not mere
shitposters; we are strugglers
against our cruel fates.
_{[insert edgy angery guts pic]}

_{@Richman posted:}
I didn't know Ply was so smol.

_{Plykiya posted (not pinging it's too kowai):}
@ Richman the physical stats of a failed male

>the physical stats of a failed male
>physical stats
>failed male

^{Is this supposed to mean what I think it means? No, it can't be...}