The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[mrguest]

well screw you i can taste the freshness of mint heal my burning butt.

Person below me plays chess in the toilet

 

[fagguette101]

allow me to crack this code
inhale

no u

person below me is eats doo doo

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Dodo bird made extinct because of me, you're welcome!

Spoiler

Eating "doo doo" really?

The person below me is an uncivilized brute who ate spaghetti with chopsticks.

Spoiler

I'm feeling a bit of Deja vu here.. Like did I make this insults before? Hmm.. I think I might gone a bit senile...
Oh no... My YOUTH!
Well at least I still got beauty I guess.

 

[Markgraf]

Oh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!

Spoiler

Hey, if you look anything like Hayasaka, you've already won the Game of Life.

The person below me is so forgetful that they placed an index card with 'Porn Stash >' written on it next to the narrow gap between their bookcase and computer desk.

 

[mrguest]

you even knew my room in very detail ,go away man.
my spagetti porn stash is a full of noodles (read nudes) . why? so i can sustain my sanity

Person below me hides their lewd dakimakura and have ahegao jacket

 

[Markgraf]

NO! Don't tell...Ahhhh...My life is over_Ijuswannadie...

The person below me perms their armpit hair.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

They must look gorgeous for the photoshoot.

The person below me looks up "blue waffles"

 

[Pika]

Closes incognito again
"What did you say? I was just searching for something."

The person below me eats stinky feet for dinner.

 

[fagguette101]

yum

the person below me decided to imitate johnny

johnny was a chemist's son but johnny is no more
what johnny thought was h2o was h2so4

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Damn it! I wanna create LSD but all I got is a pure meth!

Spoiler

I don't really know what h2so4 lol, but I take it that it's a deadly chemical? Maybe DANDAN_THE_DANDAN get the reference/joke far better.

The person below me think it's cool to get by everywhere using "Pogo Stick".

Spoiler

It's on the news lol.

 

[Markgraf]

It really is cool. Now if I could figure out how to stop my phone screen from shaking while playing Pokemon GO, it would be awesome!

The person below me is depressed because none of their 1/6 scale mecha girl figures have come to life & become their waifu.

 

[mrguest]

i was depressed but thanks to some anon from /a/ professor.
I STILL ABLE TO MAKE MY WAIFU ALIVE!!!

the person belows me practicing lewd way to eat banana

 

[Ranzo]

Nah I'm above such petty fruits
You should see the way I slurp on an icecream cone though


The person below me has fungus growing on their nostril hair

 

[Pika]

Research shows that fungi is good for your body! That's why I started growing them myself!

The person below me doesn't know that eye cream is not for your eyeballs

 

[PineconeOfWisdom]

Then why is it called eye cream then?

The person below me can't eat donuts because they think they're too lewd

 

[SuppeBargeld]

If you had seen what I have seen you would think that too.

The person below me uses google only with safe search on.

 

[Hitsuin]

My anus is above the person below me. Anything else is physically impossible.

 

[Akacz13]

Are you a male or female? Asking so I can find out if I should be happy or not.

The person below me still waits for Bakuon Rettou.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Ain't I loyal? Hmm...?

The person below brags about winning chicken dinner in PUBG even though they only kills like 1-2 players.

 

[mrguest]

have problem with that? is all according to my keikaku so i dont care much about it
oh and keikaku means plan

The person below me eat a slice of pineapple pizza