The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious

[AfterMidnightMoon]

That's how lonely I am.
The person below me has a collection of phallic pillows.

 

[Pika]

Bet you are jealous

The person below me drinks laxatives instead of cola once a week

 

[CyanHide]

Alright, who laced my drink?

The person below me has figured out how to weaponize their explosive diarrhea. They are wanted internationally for war crimes against humanity.

 

[Markgraf]

The despicable state of convenience store bathrooms is the TRUE crime against humanity. My crusade to destroy them all with my righteous scat-tacks will never be stopped by police state minions!

The person below me has become completely corrupted by their fetish of surreptitiously fondling @Plykiya 's head bow.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

BUT THEY'RE SO SOFT I CAN JUST COVER MY BODY IN THEM MMMMMMMM

The person below me has bathes in laundry detergent thinking that they can become Aquaman

 

[ABCsOfLife]

You mean you actually can't?! Darn you Wikihow!!

The person below me doesn't lift.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

I only flip.

F L I P

The person below me is the person below them.

 

[Pika]

I can only look down

The person below me looks down

 

[421cookies]

Hi, I'm Pika

The person below me speak in slav

 

[Markgraf]

Незнающий дурак, я говорю по русски!

Spoiler

Ignorant fool, I speak Russian!

The person below me constantly screws up when using they're, there, & their

 

[CyanHide]

They’re will be hell to pay, cyka!

The person below me rushes A instead of B...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

AAAAAAAAbAAAAAAAAnyway,

The person below me sleeps with the person below them thinking that they're me.

 

[Markgraf]

That's because you insist on leaving the lights off & the other person is either a 10 year old or a midget.

The person below me is the only person besides me who hasn't seen Avengers: Endgame. (And I'm sorry for not being able to tell if you're a 10 year old or a midget, but you do make cute sleeping noises.)

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

I'm not a 10-year old nor a midget. I'm a rubber ducky. Pink-haired loli is just so adorable I couldn't help myself.
Also, It's true that I haven't seen Endgame.
And I'm taking that cute sleeping noises as a compliment.

The person below me scares the shiz out of my doughnuts.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Fun fact: I use three profile pictures everywhere. This pink-haired loli, the photo of earth, and a doughnut.

I am scaring the shiz out of myself.

The person below me likes my "doughnuts" that totally is not drenched in chloroform and is near my woohoo dungeon.

 

[Markgraf]

Huuufff! Douugghhnutttsss...zzzzz...zzzzzzzzzz

The person below me didn't check traffic before running out into the street trying to get hit by Truck-kun & isekai'd & only got booty-bumped by a Mini Cooper & cited for jaywalking.

 

[ABCsOfLife]

Lucky me it's not a dump truck.. It'll be hard to recover from that.

The person below me is a milk drinker.

 

[CyanHide]

IT STRENGTHENS YOUR BONES

The person below me has perfected a machine allowing them to travel to the reality of any form of Japanese media. The problem is that they use it solely to watch NTR happen

 

[Markgraf]

I've stopped expecting the unwashed masses to understand the tastes of a pro voyeur.

The person below me repeatedly takes on the role of the unexpected annoying love rival who intrudes on a couple who've mutually realized their yet unspoken feelings for each other.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

All according to keikaiku...

^{Keikaiku means plan}

The person below me is a dead meme